CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD COMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive flood of spam is about to crash down on your email. We're talking horrendous amounts of scammy emails packed with sick porn. These bastards are trying to trick you out of your hard-earned money, so be super cautious. Don't click on any buttons in these emails, and report them immediately. Don't get caught!